SIPPIN' THREW ROUGE LIPS...

YEHHHHH BW WHAT IT IS? I HOPE EVERY1 HAD A GREAT HALLOWEEN. ME ? NAH..I DON'T CELEBRATE THAT HOLIDAY ANYMORE UNLESS I'M TOLD TO DRESS FOR THIS DAY BY MY BOSS...AND YES I AM MY OWN BOSS SO U KNOW IT AIN'T HAPPENING LOL! I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST HALLOWEEN! MATTER OF FACT I THINK ITS ONE OF DOPEST HOLIDAYS OF THE YEAR BESIDES THANKS GIVING ( NOT WILD A/B CHRISTMAS EITHER). BUT I AM NOT AS SPIRITED AS SOME FOLKS THAT GO HARD FOR THIS DAY. I RATHER JUST SIT BACK RELAX AND HAVE MY NIECES AND NEPHEWS SPOIL ME WITH HUGE CANDY BARS. IT HAS AND ALWAYS WILL BE A KIDS HOLIDAY IN MY EYES... BUT I HAVE SEEN SUM SUPER FUNNY COSTUMES THAT MADE ME WISH I STILL HAD IT IN ME...BUT THAT PART OF ME IS DEAD AND GONE...OH WELL, MOVING ON....

ON THE EVE OF HALLOWEEN I WENT OUT FOR DRINKS WITH MY SIS AND A COUPLE FRIENDS AT MY OLD HANG SPOT "FRIDAYS" IN THE CITY. MAN IT WAS SO WONDERFUL SEEING THE OLD TEAM. AND THE LAST TIME THEY SEEN ME I WAS 20LBS HEAVIER SO EVERY1 WAS GIVING ME THIS "WTF?" LOOK LOL! BUT ITS COOL WE HUGED LAUGHED AND I THREW DOWN 6 SHOTS OF VODKA BEFORE I NOTICE I WENT WAAAAAAY OVER MY LIMIT. AND BOOOOOYYYY I WENT OVER MY LIMIT!!! I WAS SAUCEY BEYOND BELIEF! SOOOO SAUCEY THAT MY HEELS HAD THE BACK OF MY ANKLES BLEEDING AND I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE TILL THE NEXT MORNING!!! LMAO!!!!

YEH SO I WAS DRUNK...AND HAD SOO MUCH FUN WITH MY GOOD OL' TEAM( WE WERE ALL DRUNK LOL). I DIDN'T TAKE EXTRA PRECAUTIONS WITH MY HEELS ( LIKE I USUALLY DO) AND I ENDED WALKING BACK HOME NOT EVEN KNOWING MY ANKLE SKIN WAS GETTING RIPPED OFF EVERY STEP I TOOK. I KNEW THEY HURT A LIL BUT SINCE THE LIQOUR WAS IN CONTROL AND I WORKED OUT THAT DAY I THOUGHT I WAS SHE HULK OR SOMETHING. I KEPT GIVING MYSELF ALL TYPES OF EXCUSES SAYING IT WAS MY MIND PLAYING TRICKS ON ME AND THAT MY FEET WERE FINE. I WOKE UP WITH THE MEANEST HANGOVER OF MY LIFE!! THE ONLY THING THAT WAS MISSING FROM MY HANGOVER NIGHTMARE WAS ME HUGGING THE TOILET. I HAD A MIGRANE SOOOO SEVERE I ALMOST WENT TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM. I COULDN'T STAND OR LOOK AT LIGHT OR DRINK WATER FOR THAT MATTER. I WAS STUCK AND SCARED OF HOW BAD CAN THINGS GET. SO I DECIDED TO TAKE ANOTHER NAP SO I CAN SLEEP THIS EXTREME HEADACHE OFF......NOT!!!

I WOKE UP WITH THE SAME FUCKING MIGRANE THATS WHEN I REALISED I HAD ENOUGH. I GOT DRESSED THREW ON MY NEW DARK VINTAGE AVIATORS AND HEADED TO THE STORE. I WAS SCARED I WOULD FAINT IN MY ELEVATOR BUT I MADE IT IN AND OUT THE STORE WITH A BOTTLE OF CANADA DRY AND A MOTRIN. THE REST OF THAT DAY WAS ME TRYING TO GET BETTER. WHEN I SAW THE BACK OF MY ANKLES I WAS SHOCKED I MADE IT HOME. AND WHEN I SAW MY HEELS I WAS SHOCKED I DIDN'T TAKE THEM OFF IN A DRUNKEN RAGE! BUT THEY ARE COMME SI COMME SA TODAY (SO SO). I HIT THE GYM TODAY SO I AM HEALING SLOWELY BUT SURELY.

MORAL OF THIS STORY? WEAR COMFY HEELS WHEN DRINKING NASTY ASS SMIRNOFF VODKA...( I DON'T USUALLY DRINK SMIRNOFF) NOW I I'M CALLING IT A NIGHT! MAY ALL OF YOU SEXY BLOGGERS HAVE A WONDERFUL UP COMING WEEK..EASY!


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