Thursday, December 31, 2009

SILKY MINTS AND LEATHER CHOCOLATES

I KNOW I KNOW I SUCK ( NO PUN INTENDED LOL)!!BUT YOU GUYS KNOW I'M KILLING MYSELF WITH MY WORK AND PROJECTS. THIS WEEK HAS BEEN THE UP MOST INSANE FOR ME. WITH ISSUES WITH MY FAMILY AND "SO CALLED FRIENDS" I JUST BEEN HIDING IN MY WORK HOLE TRYING TO FIND MY PROPER ESCAPE.
I LITERALLY GO THROUGH THIS AT THE END OF EVERY YEAR. I REFLECT ON WHO ARE THE PEOPLE I SHOULD OR SHOULDN'T KEEP AROUND. AND I BASICALLY CUT THEM OFF COMPLETELY WHEN THE NEW YEAR HITS. I KNOW ITS NOT THE NICEST THING TO DO BUT I HATE EXTRA BAGGAGE. ESPECIALLY WHEN ITS FROM "FAUX FRIENDS".

AHHHHHH LIFE WITH ITS UNEASY REDICULOUS ISSUES! MOVING ON BLOG HEADS, LITERALLY MOVING ON...


SO AS SOME YOU GUYS KNOW I'VE BEEN GOING OUT PRETTY MUCH EVERY WEEKEND WITH MY SIS AND THE GIRLS. AND I JUST ABOUT HAD ENOUGH. I WENT FROM CLUBS TO LOUNGES AND BARS TO DINNERS AND SHOWS. AND THIS ALL STARTED AT THE AGE OF 16 AND 10 YEARS LATER GUYS... I'M OVER IT.

DON'T GET ME WRONG BH! I STILL GETS IT IN IF I HAVE TO SHOW TO AN EVENT THAT I'M INVITED TO. BUT EVER SINCE I STARTED THIS WHOLE EBAY ONLINE SHOP, I'VE BECOME SUCH A CRAZY HOME BODY. I DO MOST OF MY WORK HERE AND PHOTO SHOOTS IN MY HOME. SO IF I DO LEAVE ITS FOR EQUIPMENT, PICK UPS AND PACKAGE DROP OFFS. MY TIME LINE HAS TOTALLY CHANGED SINCE THIS JUNE ALONG WITH THIS BLOG THINGS HASN'T BEEN THE SAME. ITS FOR THE BEST FOR SURE..

SO NOW I'M WAITING TO GET MY NEW BLOG TO GET SET UP BY MY GOOD FRIEND. WELL ALL I'M JUST EXPECTING IS A REALLY DOPE LAYOUT AND I'LL WORK ON THE REST ON MY OWN. ONE OF THE MANY ISSUES I HAVE IS I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT NAME I WANT TO CHOOSE FOR THIS SHOPPING BLOG OF MINE. MY EBAY SHOP IS CALLED "THE L JET COLLECTION" NAMED AFTER MY NIECES AND NEPHEWS. I'M JUST NOT SURE IF THIS IS A NAME I WANT TO TAKE TO MY NEW SITE YA KNOW? IDK MY MIND IS ALL OVER THE DAMN PLACE BUT I HAVE TO HURRY AND PICK A NAME OR I'LL BE SUPER BROKE FOR ANOTHER WEEK LOL! SMFH...


HMMMMMM
IDK I'LL FIGURE SHIT I GUESS
(NICKI MINAJ VOICE)
YA KNOW WHEN I GET REALLY CRAZY
I GET ON MY BROOM AND FLY AWAY
I GO REAL REAL FAR AWAY
WE WEAR STRAIGHT JACKETS AND STAY IN PADDED ROOMS
AND FLY AWAY.......
( I AM SO ON THAT RIGHT NOW, IF U GET ME!)
MAY YOU SEXY BLOG HEADS HAVE A SAFE WONDERFUL NEW YEAR!! AND I SAID THIS ON MY FACEBOOK
" NEW YEAR RESOLUTION? I DON'T BELIEVE IN THOSE. ANYTHING THATS WORTHE WORKING ON WHEN THE NEW YEAR HITS IS WORTHE DOING RIGHT NOW."



TOP PHOTOS: MINT GREEN DRAPPY TOP>TRES BONNE, LACE HOT PINK BRA> H&M, LEATHER BELT , GLOVES, GLASSES, AND LONG SHORTS> VINTAGE. BELT WORN AND NECKLACE > NY&CO. COGNAC COLORED SUEDE BOOTIES> GUESS?, SMALL PURSE> VINTAGE GUCCI

Saturday, December 26, 2009

THAT NEW NEW

FELLOW BLOG HEADS HOW ARE YOU FEELING THESE BITCHES? I AM IN FUCKING LOVE WITH THESE DAMN EARRINGS!!! THESE ARE CAP EARRINGS BY CUBANNIE. WITH THIS AMAZING TOOL SET COMPARTMENT!!!AND TO SEE THEY HAVE SEVERAL FUNCTIONS HIDDEN INSIDE I ALMOST YA KNOW...DIED! LOL!! YOU SEE I DO NOT ONLY WANT THESE DO TO MY FASHION ADDICTION. I NEED THESE FOR MY VINTAGE GLASSES I CONSTANTLY WEAR. THE SCREWS GET LOOSE AND I'M STEADY TRYING TO TIGHTEN THEM. AND SINCE I HAVE NO USE FOR THE MINI SPOON I WOULD JUST WEAR THE EARRINGS WITH WHATEVER ATTACHMENTS OUT! YES MULTI FUNCTION TRICK! PSSSSSSSST ONLY $28 bucks!!!
(The freedom tri-rings in gold and silver)
I'VE TOLD YOU GUYS BEFORE I FELL FOR THIS JEWELRY LINE! GO CHECK THEM ON KARMALOOP.COM.


WANT THIS T-SHIRT FROM CROOKS AND CASTLES YEH I'M STILL FEELING THAT BRAND ALL THE WAY.



I FORGOT WHERE I PUT MY NOTES FOR WHAT WEBSITE I CAUGHT THESE BABIES AT. BUT WHEN I DO I'LL LET YOU KNOW. REALLY LOVE THESE THO...



OHHHHH I FOUND THIS PRETTY HOE ON URBANOUTFITTERS.COM
IF YOU HAVEN'T GUESSED IT BY NOW THIS HERE IS MY FAVORITE COLOR. OR ANYTHING CLOSE TO IT. I HAVE BEEN SOOO DRAWN TO IT FOR THE PAST 2 YEARS!
LET ME FIND A SICK PURSE THIS FABRIC AND COLOR THE WORDS "FASHION ORGASM" WILL BE VERY REAL TO ME LOL!







I REALLY HAVE NO WORDS FOR THESE NICKERS!
THEY SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES DON'T YOU THINK? THE CUT OF THESE ARE MY EVERYDAY OTHER DAY TYPE PANTY LOL! I LOVE THE MESSAGE SO DIFFERENT FROM YOU AVERAGE HAPPY ASS LOLLY POP AND RAINBOW, STARS AND HEARTS LADY UNDERWEAR. THIS HERE IS THE EXCLUSIVE MOB ( MOST OFFICIAL BITCHES) 5 PACK PANTY SET. FOUND ON KARMALOOP.COM.
WELL I HAD AN AWESOME CHRISTMAS FOR REAL. THE NIECES AND NEPHEWS WENT INSANE OVER THEIR GIFTS. AND I ALMOST PAST OUT WHEN I RECEIVED NOT ONE BUT 2 DKNY KNEE LENGTH P -COATS!!!! NOT TO MENTION I HAVE AN INSANE AMOUNT OF COATS BUT THE COLORS I RECEIVED MADE ME REALISE I CAN NEVER HAVE ENOUGH. I ALSO GOT THESE AMAZING SUEDE STRAP HEELS I WILL KEEP HIDDEN TILL I BREAK MY FEAR OF WALKING THE STREETS OF NEW YORK IN THEM. IT ACTUALLY GOTTEN' WARMER OUT HERE HOPEFULLY IT STAYS THAT WAY TILL THE NEW YEAR. ANYWAY IT'S SUPER LATE AND I GOT AN EARLY DAY SET AHEAD FOR TOMORROW. HAVE AN EXCELLENT NEW YEAR GUYS!!

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

SENGRIA SLUT

HEY BLOG HEADS HOWS MY FAM DOING? I'M CATCHING A LIL COLD BUT I'M HANGING. THIS HERE IS MY MY ONE OF MY OLDER SISTER BILLIE MARS FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE NEW HERE. YES WE ALL HAVE WEIRD NAMES IN MY FAMILY LOL!
JUST STOPPING BY REAL QUICK TO GIVE U A VIEW OF WHERE I WAS LAST NIGHT. I HAD TO DRESS UP A LIL BUT I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE IT B/C THE ICE PATCHES ON THE FLOOR DIDN'T AGREE WITH ANY OUTFIT I PUT TOGETHER. SEE THIS HERE IS MY SISTER'S OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY. SHE'S A DENTIST AND ALL OF THESE LOVELY FOLKS HAD PERFECT TEETH DAMMIT! SO I KNOW I HAD TO LOOK DECENT.


SO I DECIDED TO WEAR MY SKINNY HIGH WAISTED JEANS I LOVE SO DEARLY. I EVEN WORE MY "MODEST" BRA BECAUSE I KNOW HOW BUSTY MY CHEST COMES OFF SOME TIMES LOL!! WE ARRIVED TO THIS LOVELY RESTURAUNT IN QUEENS. LETS CALL IT "ALENJANDRO'S" B/C I FORGOT THE DAMN NAME LOL. BUT IT WAS A VERY NICE PLACE AND I HAD MY FIRST SENGRIA! WTF IS SENGRIA ( IDK IF I'M SPELLING THIS ISSH RITE SORRY)? IT'S A WINE FIXED WITH FRESH FRUITS. IT WAS YUMMY, SO YUMMY I HAD LIKE 6 OF THEM LOL!

SO IT WAS WONDERFUL MEETING MY SISTERS BOSS AND CO- WORKER'S. AND WE SNACKED ON FANCY CHEESE AND BREAD TILL OUR MEALS ARRIVED. THEY GAVE US CHOICES FROM SALMON, CHICKEN, OR STEAK. I HAD THE CHICKEN MARSALA AND FOR DESSERT CHEESECAKE!!!!!! DAMN I WAS STUFFED!! AND LOVED MY VERY 1ST OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY EVER. AND MY SIS LOVES TO ACT A FOOL.MY SISTER LOVES THE CLEAVAGE LOOK , ME I TRY TO REFRAIN FROM IT. BUT HAVING A CHEST OUR SIZE ISN'T ALWAYS EASY TO COVER PROPERLY. ANYWAY THIS MY SISTER'S CO- WORKER/ MY HOMEGIRL( LEFT HAND DUHH) ROSHE IN THE BLUE CARDIGAN. SHE'S SUCH A FUNNY SWEET GIRL.



(Crappy pic sorry)
AND SINCE MY SIS DIDNT GET A PIC ON ME STANDING I WANTED TO SHOW MY PREPPY STEVE MADDEN TWO TONE HEEL. AS MUCH AS I LOVED THEM LAST NIGHT I REALISED I WON'T BE WEARING HEELS TILL ALL OF NEWYORK ICY PATCHED GROUND IS GONE. I ALMOST BUST MY ASS LIKE 5 TIMES HOMIE! REAL TALK LOL!!! AND MY SISTER BUST HER ASS SOOO BAD AND SHE HAD A 2 INCH HEEL ON! IMAGINE HOW PARINOID I WAS AFTER SEEING THAT UGLY FALL. SO I'M PUTTING MY HEEL GAME ON A BREAK UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. IT'S NOT WORTH BUSTING MY FACE IN.





THIS IS THE ENTIRE TEAM! THE DINNER WAS REALLY GREAT! WISH MY SIS SENT PICS OF THE MEALS BUT SHE'S A DWEEB SO IT FIGURES SHE DIDN'T. ANYWAY I GOTTA GO PACK THESE ITEMS I SOLD ON EBAY THIS WEEK. I CAN'T WAIT TO OPEN MY NEW BLOG SHOP PAGE SO I WON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE USUAL EBAY MESS AND HASSLE. THE SHIT IS FARR FROM EASY TO MANAGE IF YOUR TIME IS LIMITED. YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO MAKE TIME FOR IT DAILY ...OH WAIT THATS RIGHT ITS A EFFING JOB. BUT ONCE I FINISH WORKING ON MY NEW PAGE I WILL HAVE THIS LOAD LIFTED OFF MY SHOULDERS. SO THE BIG HOLIDAY IS COMING VERY SOON I GOT LOADS OF ISHH TO DO. IF I MISS YOU GUYS I WANT TO WISH A VERY MERRY CHRISTMASS TOOO ALL MY NEW FOLLOWERS AND THE ONES WHO BEEN HERE. AND EVEN THE RANDOM VISITORS, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR STOPPING THROUGH. LUV YOU GUYS, MUAHHHHH!!! TTYL!
TOP PHOTOS:VINTAGE CREAM SILK SCULPTED BLAZER> VICTORIA MARCH, GREEN TUNIC CROP TOP TUCKED IN>BY LUCCA, LEATHER COGNAC BELT> VINTAGE SHEKA BY FALO UNT'L, HIGH WAISTED SKINNY JEANS>B.B. JEANS, EARRINGS> VINTAGE, NECKLACE>LAILA ROWE, SHOES> STEVE MADDEN TWO TONE HEEL.

Sunday, December 20, 2009

IN THE BEGINNING

HELLO BLOG HEADS! IS EVERY ONE ENJOYING THIS FREEZING COLD SNOWY ASS WEATHER? ME HELL NAH! I HATE THE WINTER TIME AND ITS EVEN WORSTE IN JANUARY ( MY B-DAY MONTH). AND YES CALL ME SCRUDGE BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE SNOW EITHER!

NO I WAS NOT BORN IN A WARM CLIMATE ( FRANCE IS PRETTY MUCH THE SAME BUT NOT ASS FRIGID AS NEWYORK) BUT I NEVER BEEN A FAN OF GUSTY WINDS AND GREY SKIES. I HATE HAVING TO LAYER UP AND FEEL SO UNCOMFORTABLE BEING HOT ONE MINUTE AND ITCHY THE NEXT CUZ I DON'T LIKE THE FEELING OF SLEEVES FOR TOO LONG. YEH I'M WEIRD BUT HOW CAN I LOVE A JACK FROST WEATHER THAT TAKES UP THE MAJORITY OF THE YEAR. IT'S ANNOYING AND ITS MY BLOG, I CAN BITCH THANK YOU
I MISS THE SUMMER, SPRING OR EVEN PRETTY FALL LEAVES BUT WINTER JUST KILLS MY SPIRIT ALONG WITH SHITTY NEW YORK CLEAN UP SERVICE. WHATEVER MOVING THE FUCK ON PEOPLE...


SO THIS IS WHAT I WORE LAST WEEK WHEN I WENT TO THIS BAR/KAREOKE SPOT IN THE CITY CALLED "IGGY'S" WITH MY SIS AND FRIENDS. WE HAD SO MUCH FUN BUT THE DRINKS WERE CRAP LOL! ANYWHO I NEVER BEEN TO A KAREOKE SPOT WHERE SO MANY PEOPLE WERE SO EAGER TO SING IN FRONT OF A DRUNKEN CROWD. AND NOT TO LABEL MYSELF BUT ONCE I HEARD "CHOP SUEY" BANGING THROUGH THE SPEAKERS I ALMOST DIED. AND YES I WAS THE ONLY BLACK CHICK( OR PERSON PERIOD) SINGING ALONG TO THE WORDS. BTW NELLY'S "COUNTRY GRAMMAR" HAS TO BE THE HARDEST SONG TO SING ALONG TO IN THE HISTORY OF KAREOKE. POOR GUY LOOKED SOO LOST LMAO!



THAT NIGHT WAS LOOOONG AND COOOOLD AS HECK! ITS FUNNY HOW SOME PARTS OF THE CITY ISN'T AS FREAKING COLD AS OTHERS.


AND YES I AM THE TYPE TO WEAR GLASSES INSIDE! SO FUCKING WHAT? IT LIMITS EYE CONTACT AND KEEPS RANDOM UN WANTED CONVERSATIONS COMING MY WAY.


AND FOR THOSE WHO ARE NEW HERE ARE SOME REMINDERS
I HATE BEING STARED AT ( IN PUBLIC)
I LOVE VINTAGE GLASSES
I TAKE ALL MY PHOTOS UNLESS I STATE OTHER WISE
I WAS 20LBS HEAVIER BEFORE I STARTED THIS BLOG
I HAVE A SHORT HAIR CUT BUT ITS GROWING OUT SO THATS WHY I DO THE FAUX PONYTAILS ( FOR NOW)
I CAN BENCH 210 POUNDS WITH NO HELP
I DON'T SMILE MUCH UNLESS I HAVE A REASON TO ( JUST HOW I AM)
I HAVE A WEAK SPOT FOR PISTACHIO ICE CREAM LOL!

YEH THAT LAST ONE WAS JUST RANDOM LOL. I ALSO SEW, DRAW, AND HAVE AN UNDYING LOVE FOR ALL MUSIC AND DANCING. ALL OF THESE INGREDIENTS MAKE ME- CHINA MADONYA



AND I LOVE TAKING PHOTOS AS YOU CAN SEE, BUT I'M NOT ALWAYS IN THE MOOD TO TAKE THEM SINCE I'M DOING IT ALL ON MY OWN. I HAVE TO BE INSPIRED IN SOME WAY. OR HAVE A CRAZY BRAIN STORM A BREWING IN MY WACKY BRAIN.




I USED TO TAKE OVER 70 PICTURES PER DAY DUE TO MY EBAY SHOP CLOTHING SHOOTS AND MYSELF. BUT I HAD TO SLOW THAT DOWN BECAUSE IT WAS TAKING ENTIRELY TOO MUCH OF MY TIME. I WAS GETTING TOO LITTLE DONE IN A DAY. NOW I'M MORE ORGANIZED AND SET UP EVERY PIC I WANT OR NEED TO TAKE.



AND LOOK EVERYBODY I AM WEARING WIDE LEG PANTS!!! I ALMOST NEVER DO THIS. I'M A SKINNY LEG LOVER PERIOD. BUT I CAN'T DENIED THE FIT OF THESE PANTS, THEY ARE AMAZING REALLY.




YOU CAN BARELY SEE MY FEET WHEN I WALK WHICH I LOVE. IT MAKES ME FORGET THAT I HAVE THESE HIGH ASS CUT OUT SANDALS ON. MY THIGHS LOOKS SO TIGHT AND THICK I LOOOVE THAT. I KNOW SOME GIRLS GO CRAZY JUST TO HIDE THEIR THIGHS CUZ THEY THINK THERE FAT BUT NOT ME! I LOVE MY FIGURE AND DON'T EVER WANT TO BE A "SKINNY HEFFAR" LIKE MY GIRL MONIQUE SAYS LMAO!
ALWAYS APPRECIATE YOUR BODY NO MATTER WHAT. IT TOOK ME ALONG TIME BUT I CAN HONESTLY SAY I LOVE MY BODY. ITS JUST LIKE LIFE , THINGS COULD BE ALOT WORSTE! ANYWAY GOTTA GO WANT TO COOK SUM HONEY BBQ CHICKEN AND BROWN RICE AND PEAS AND HAVE AN IN HOUSE WORK OUT. MAKE THE BEST OUT OF THIS LAME WEATHER WEEKEND BLOG HEADS! EASY...



TOP PHOTOS: WHITE CROPPED JACKET>NECESSARY OBJECTS , BEIGE DIAMOND BUTTON SWEATER>EXPRESS DESIGN STUDIO,BEIGE AND BROWN SCARF> URBANOUTFITTERS, DENIM BODYSUIT> BANANNA REPUBLIC, LIGHT DENIM AND BRONZE LEATHER PURSE> ECKORED, PIN STRIPPED HIGH WAISTED WIDE LEG PANTS>SPOON JEANS , MENS WATCH AND GLASSES> VINTAGE, EARRINGS> OLD AFRICAN HOOPS, WHITE AND GOLD NECKLACE> JUICY COUTURE, CUT OUT BRONZE PYTHON PRINT SANDALS> PEPRIKA'S

Saturday, December 19, 2009

THE NICK NACK'S (BIG KID EDITION)



ION EXPRESS DJ


with an initiative drag and drop play list creation and automatic beat matching. You can create professional sounding party mixes with ease. You can also save your mixes to put on your ipod. This is soooo FUCKING DOPE! I NEED NOW!




THE MECHANICAL MUSIC BOX
(for my future Yeezy's and Timbo's)

lil' crank shift music box comes with music sheet. Just punch out notes (comes with hole puncher). Feed sheet into box, crank and voila! Music possibilities are endless for a great price!
THIS IS ILLY


THE ION PC CONVERTER

. $99 megal pixel scanner transfers your standard 35mm
slides and negatives to any PC. 1-2 seconds per image to transfer. For high quality color and standard images (HOW MANY OF US HAVE UNDEVELOPED FILM SITTING UP IN OUR HOUSES?)



GET THE HINT STICKERS $8
( YUP LUV THESE)



DIY RECYCLED PLASTIC SPEAKERS, NICE! $16 BUCKS YOU CAN'T BEAT THAT!



I FOUND THESE CRAZY STUPID FUNNY B/C THESE CEGGI LOVERS WOLD LOVE THESE BITCHES
LOL!!!
NOW
AFFORDABLE FRAME GAME!


CRYSTAL WIDE FRAME SUNGLASSES $10

COLORED FLAT TOP FRAMES $10


CHAIN LINK FLAT FRAMES GLASSES $10

LISA'S LEOPARD FLAT TOPS FRAMES $10

ALWAYS SURFING THE WEB FOR THE ODDEST/ CUTEST ACCESSORIES THAT ARE NOT ONLY EASY TO POSSES BUT EASY ON OUR POCKETS! I WENT TO ONE OF MY FAVE WEBSITES URBANOUTFITTERS.COM AND NOTICED ALL THE LIL NICK NACKS THAT USED TO GET ME ALL EXCITED WHEN I USED TO VISIT THEIR STORE. I FEEL LIKE A BIG KID WHEN I SEE LIL MUSIC BOXES OR EVEN WATER POWERED CLOCKS (THAT'S ANOTHER POST BITCHES LOL). WHICH MADE ME REALISE THAT I'M LONG OVER DUE FOR A QUICK SHOPPING DAY FOR MYSELF. NOT FOR UP COMING PROJECTS NOT FOR MY EBAY SHOP BUT ACTUALLY FOR ME! AND SINCE THIS I'M NOT BBBBALLIN' I'M GLADE THESE PRICES PUT MY TIGHT BUDGET AT EASE. ONLY UO HAS THESE CRAZY LIL' GADGETS. IF YOUR A BIG KID LIKE ME GO VISIT THE SITE AND DON'T FORGET TO CHECK OUT THERE GLASSES COLLECTION ALL AROUND $10 FUCKING BUCKS, CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT SHIT? THEY MAY NOT BE VINTAGE BUT I'M PRETTY SURE THEY ARE GOOD QUALITY. I'LL BE KEEPING YOU GUYS POSTED WHEN I SCOOP MYSELF UP A PAIR.

I'VE BEEN A LIL' SAD LATELY BUT I PROMISE TO GET MY SPIRITS BACK UP HIGH AND HAVE MY USUAL POST UP SOON. I'M ALSO IN THE WORKS OF CREATING A NEW BLOG FOR MY VINTAGE CLOTHING I HAVE UP ON EBAY. I AM FULLY AWARE NOT ALOT OF PEOPLE FUCK WITH EBAY SO I'VE BEEN THINKING OF AN ALTERNATIVE FOR MY OLD AND NEW COSTUMERS. AND I WOULD LIKE TO ALSO SHIP INTERNATIONALLY WHICH I DON'T DO IN MY EBAY SHOP. SO WHEN THAT IS OUT OF THE WAY I WILL MOST DEF PUT UP MY LINKS HERE FOR YOU GUYS TO CATCH A GLIMPSE OF WHAT I SALE.

SO I'M GOING TO GET IN THE SHOWER AND HIT THE GYM! HOPE EVERY1 HAS A GREAT WEEKEND. TTYL BW!